Dating. It's not Anatomy.

On a Date

How was your day? - Thumbs up but a pretty generic question. 

What is the best job you ever had? Kind of random but I am sure it will get you somewhere. 

What time do you normally wake up?--CREEP. - Let me elaborate, if you are going to ask someone what time they wake up in the morning it is slightly creepy depending on how well you know them. 

What time do you normally go to bed?-" Can I keep you up later?"- please don't say can I keep you up later unless the date is on that track already. You do not want to make your self look like a damn fool now do you?

Have you ever been in a car accident or seen one? - Morbid much? Not really sure if this would be something I would want to talk about on a date. 

Till what age would you like to live and why? This could be okay, you would have to phrase if differently though so you don't sound rehearsed. It would have to be midconversation, preferably started with, what are you doing with your life ( assuming they are doing something with their life) or what do you want to do with your life. 

what decade during the last century would you have chosen to be a teenager?A+ on this question. 

what is your aim for this year? A man with goals is a thumbs up. 

Have you ever milked a cow or goat? Okay your kinda really weird if you ask somebody this on a date. Is this code for anything else? If it is, cool down on the weird sexual innuendos, chances are your scaring them off. 

Have you ever won a prize in a contest? -- Now this is def code for, are you a failure in life. If so hit the speed date button. Also accompanied with this question try and fit something in about their living situation. Last thing you want is someone who has "failed to launch". 

What were you doing 30 minutes ago? This could be better phrased as such " So what were you up to today?"

Did you have an exciting last weekend? this is decent.

Have you ever crawled through a window? STALKER! This could lead to some funny stories, but unless conversation is going well, this is not something you just want to throw out there. 

What do you spend most of your money on? "Wanna spend it on me?" Never talk about money on a first date. In an perfect world the man will pay for dinner and what ever activity you guys decide to do that night. The female with accept graciously and pay him back with a sweet kiss. Now that that bullshit fantasy is out of the way, if you do end up with a loser who makes you pay on your first date that is going to tell you something about how they are going to be later on in the relationship. Pay attention to mannerisms. 

Where were you at 1AM sunday morning? UHMM "Do not leave me or I'll find you"... Try not to scare them off by being a stalker.. or obsessive in anyway.. That is normally a major turnoff. 

Best question, also a trick question - What do you wish you were doing right now?

- Even if they don't answer being here with you, pay attention to their answer. It might be something worth hearing.

-- Chances are if you need to ask these questions or refer to a blog in order to get help on a getting in someones pants, and or having a successful date (for the chaste adults of the world) then you are not really with the right person. 

-- You should know right away, if the person is easy to talk to, if they look at you and smile, if they show that they are enjoying your company. 

-- Not if you feel uncomfortable, or don't really want to be there with that person. That is your cue to not be rude about it, but to say something a long the lines of this was a lot of fun but I think we would be better of friends, or it was great meeting you tonight was fun. But don't give them hope that there will be another date. And if you can be straight forward with out being an ass go for it. 

-- What ever you do, do not be a patter.

-- Do not ramble and ask stupid questions, you will probably just end up annoying them. 

-- If your nervous don't let them know. Be confident be sure of yourself.

-- Remember.. they could always be on a date with _________ insert name of ugly as woman here. 

-- and to that ugly ass woman.... their is always someone for everyone... and no matter what they say.. you really are beautiful.
-- And to anyone who is reading this.. try not to look to hard.. for me it seems I find the most intriguing and enjoyable people to date when I am not looking.
-- And remember children... There are always assholes.. that is just the way the cookie crumbles.   

MANNERISMS TO WATCH OUT FOR!!!

- Continued next time.